Posted by Phillip Loughlin on October 22, 2008 under dark timber outfitters, elk hunting, jesses hunting and outdoors, montrose co, myoutdoortv |
Yeah, this is a real short one, but I’ve absolutely gotta spout off…
I have got a SERIOUS elk jones right now. I’ve been reading the reports on Jesse’s Hunting and Outdoors from the guys coming in, as archery season passes and rifle seasons are getting underway. I’ve also been glued to MyOutdoorTV a lot lately, whenever I can get a break from work.
I didn’t get my elk last year, and didn’t get a chance to elk hunt this year with everything else going on. What makes it even worse is that I now have this Mathews Drenalin, and I’ve totally changed my attitude toward bowhunting… the memory of that bull bugling in my face last year has me totally flashing back to that Colorado scrub oak last September.
Anyway, I have no choice but wait until next fall. At this time next year, I should be wrapping up a CO rifle hunt with my brother and a couple of friends back at Dark Timber Outfitters in Montrose. But man… that sure seems an awful long ways off!
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Posted by admin on October 21, 2008 under Deer Hunting Outfitters, Hunting, Whitetail Deer Hunting |
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He
was cruising along the campground in the PopeMobile
when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals,
shorts, a ‘Save the Whales’ hat and a ‘To Hell with
Bush’ T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically and thrashing around trying to free
himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican
loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44
magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat
from the bear’s grasp. Then using long clubs, the
three loggers finished off the bear and two of them
threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other
tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the ba ck
seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.
‘I give you my blessing for your brave actions!’ he
told them. ‘I heard there was a bitter hatred
between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists but now I’ve seen with my
own eyes that this is not true.’
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies
‘Who was that guy?’
‘It was the Pope,’ another replied. ‘He’s in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.’
‘Well,’ the logger said, ‘he may have access to all
wisdom but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting!
By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to
go back to
Massachusetts and get another one?
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